In which I forget that Sniper and Spy should at least be in their late 30s. Seriously.
Rating: PG
Words: 1017
AN: Written a very long time ago, but someone asked to see it and here it is. Prompt was "touch" and it's a bit long compared to the previous ones. I'm just very disgruntled with the whole thing, lol.


( Sniper’s definition of being discreet was different from Spy’s. )

Old stuff I never posted here. Or did. But had hidden out of shame.

GEN

Prompt:( You really don't wanna know. )



SNIPER/SPY
A friend and I decided to team up and do the 100-themes meme. I sort of had some old and very embarrassing stuff stored in my notebook, so I decided to type 'em up. I was also given a few requests a while back. Just gonna dump them all here for now. I'll organize them later.

btw, you might vomit up fluff after reading. Really.



Prompt: ( Maroon )


Prompt: ( Dimples )

Prompt: ( n/a )


WIP
( We'll Sleep When We Die )

Title: Says "Diabetes" On It
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sniper/Spy
Words: 1,110
A/N: The war updates are making my sides hurt with laughter. Seriously. This picture (bottom column only) is totally required reading before you could even begin to attempt to understand what I wrote. I'm not even sure I understand it myself.

Summary: Scare her into loving you with the How-To-Date Book Series!



( Includes: Gorilla Mask, Fake Hospital Chart, Novelty Defibrillator, Styrofoam Tombstone, Break-Away Noose. )

Title: My Heart's a Locked Room (And You're the Key)
Rating: T
Warnings: Language, both crude and French. And men kissing. Also both crudely and Frenchly.
Pairing: Lance/Damien, (Sniper/Spy)
A/N: A horribly late birthday present for Azer and Rachos. It was supposed to be a drabble but then I was like “wtf is a drabble”. Ahahah. I apologize for any butchering of their OCs. Happy birthday you two! <3
Oh, and thanks to Luke for telling me the translation for "my little koala bear" in French without laughing too much. ;D

Prompt: Lance. Damien. Locked room.



( It made him uncomfortable, like an unaligned crosshair or an unbalanced rifle—except he could deal with the few defects of his weapons. But he couldn’t deal with being worried about Damien. )

Title: Don’t Forget to Read the Post Script -- Chapter 5
Rating: PG
Pairings: Some Sniper/Spy (though it is a gen story.)
Summary: What BLU team did after the war, the letters they sent-- or didn't send, and where they are now.
A/N: Thanks to pellucere and sexypantstas . :B I know I totally missed the deadline for this, but uh - Happy Thanksgivings!


( ppppps: Write Back Soon  )

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Epilogue


( Dear Everyone; From Scout  )

Title: Don’t Forget to Read the Post Script -- Chapter 4
Rating: PG
Pairings: Some Sniper/Spy (though it is a gen story.)
Summary: What BLU team did after the war, the letters they sent-- or didn't send, and where they are now.
A/N: pellucere IS A LIFESAVER, HURR HURR.

Title: The Curious Case of Denial, Sex, and Love
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Sniper/Spy
Words: 6175
Warnings: Language, sex, lol!physiology.
Summary: In which Sniper and Spy suffer from a terrible condition called sex.
A/N: Life wants me to write four pages about hormone replacement therapy. So I write Sniper/Spy porn instead. This fic is not about hormone replacement therapy.

And thanks to Sonne for the first half of the beta job. :>



( In a way, it was healthy. Or, at least, Sniper thought it was. )

Tea keeps invading my fandoms. RAH!   Anyway, someone drew these cute pictures of cups!  And I HAD to do a drabble on it.

Spy/Sniper. LIKE I KNOW HOW TO WRITE ANYTHING ELSE.


( Sniper and Spy and Tea. )

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Aaand someone else who is awesome beyond words drew amazing art for one of my fics!  It is right HERE and NOT WORKSAFE.  I am not posting the actual fic here yet because it is porn and I am uncomfortable with that, but I wanted to show off the giftart. D: So if anyone does know who I am, please don't say anything for the moment.  While I'm not exactly keeping it a secret, I rather not have them connected so easily. hurp.

Title: Don’t Forget to Read the Post Script -- Chapter 3
Rating: PG
Pairings: Some Sniper/Spy (though it is a gen story.)
Summary: What BLU team did after the war, the letters they sent-- or didn't send, and where they are now.
A/N: aka the chapter with six cliffhangers or something.

Beta love for pellucere !



( ppps; With Sincere Condolences  )

Title: Don’t Forget to Read the Post Script -- Chapter 2
Rating: PG
Pairings: Some Sniper/Spy (though it is a gen story.)
Summary: What BLU team did after the war, the letters they sent-- or didn't send, and where they are now.
A/N: I say three chapters, then it turns to four. I compromise with four and an epilogue, it DEMANDS five chapters WITH an epilogue. SIGH SIGH.

I don't think there's much tf2 on LJ, but the stunning pellucere beta'd this so clearly I need to put this somewhere that is not on the chan.




( pps; Wish You Were Here  )